Texas Size Great Danes

The day you bring home your 8 week old puppy...you get a newspaper and roll it very tight. After rolling it very tight you secure the ends of the paper so it doesn't unravel. Place this newspaper within easy reach. When you catch your pup doing something he/she should not be doing (i.e. counter surfing, hurrying on carpet, etc) take this rolled up newspaper and hit yourself over the head several times for not watching him and not paying attention.